SMS LUCU

suatu hari ada ayam,sapi,dan babi mereka sedang menyebrang sungai sungai itu ada buayanya saat ayam lewat ayam langsung d makan sama buaya saat sapi lewat nasibnya sama sepertu ayam tp...saat babi lewat buaya hanya diam saja terus babi bertanya kenapa km gak makan aq buaya menjawab"saya muslim"haram makan km he he he he

SMS GOMBAL

diwaktu pagi ku ga bisa makan karena ingat kamu. siang hari aku ga bisa makan karena kangen sama kamu. ketika malam datang, aku gak bisa tidur karena

LAPEER!

sayang, waktu ibu kamu hamil kamu, dia ngidam kopi ya. abis gara² kamu aku jadi susah tidur
Seribu kata cinta ini ingin sekali ku sampaikan, Apa daya pulsaku telah habis, kirimkan pulsamu. ku kirimkan seribu sms cintaku padamu.
biarlah orang berkata, aku tak akan pernah lupa sama kamu, karena hingga saat ini kamu...

BELOM BAYAR UTANG!
Oh jadi mau lu gitu! beraninya dari belakang! gua kan udah bilang "please.. jangan kasih tau siapa-siapa ya" tapi buktinya? semua orang udah pada tau kalo gua itu..

KEREN!

lirik lagu justin bieber ft ludacris (baby)

Oh woooah, oh woooooah, oh wooooah, oh.
You know you love me, I know you care,
you shout whenever and I’ll be there.
You are my love, you are my heart
and we will never ever ever be apart.
Are we an item? girl quit playing,
we’re just friends, what are you saying.
Said there’s another, look right in my eyes,
my first love broke my heart for the first time.
And I was like…

[Chorus]
Baby, baby, baby oooooh,
like baby, baby, baby noooooooo,
like baby, baby, baby, ooooh.
Thought you’d always be mine, mine (repeat)

[Justin Beiber]
Oh, for you I would have done whatever,
and I just can’t believe we aint together
and I wanna play it cool the thought of losing you
I buy you anything, I buy you any ring,
and now please say baby fix me and you shake me til’ you wake me from this bad dream.
I’m going down down down down
and I just can’t believe my first love won’t be around.
And I’m like…

[Chorus]

[Ludacris]
Luda, When I was 13 I had my first love,
there was nobody that compared to my baby
and nobody came between us, no-one could ever come above
She had me going crazy, oh I was star-struck,
she woke me up daily, don’t need no Starbucks.
lyrics courtesy of killerhiphop.com
She made my heart pound, I skip a beat when I see her in the street and
at school on the playground but I really wanna see her on the weekend.
She knows she got me dazing coz she was so amazing
and now my heart is breaking but I just keep on saying….

[Chorus]

Now I’m gone,
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
now I’m all gone.
Gone, gone, gone, gone, I’m gone.
[End]